The World Famous Crouchometre! (part one)

16 Feb

As any Spurs fan knows Peter Crouch is the reason we’re not challenging for the premiership title, the reason there’s traffic congestion on match days and the reason we didn’t get that promotion at work – even though we were far and away the best candidate and have demonstrative levels of productivity way above that of Jeff and even Carl.

It’s completely outrageous, so we’ve introduced the Crouchometre to monitor Uriah Crouch’s contribution against Fernando Torres, Luis Suarez and Andy Carroll – all of whom we could’ve, would’ve, should’ve had!

peter crouch's goals

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2 Responses to “The World Famous Crouchometre! (part one)”

  1. john March 3, 2012 at 9:45 am #

    Were does the “Uriah”come fom

  2. bookbadgerer April 4, 2012 at 8:07 pm #

    He’s a dickensian character if ever there was one.

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